My first one. Could have gotten three, but I guess one is still okay.
Today's one made it a hat-trick of 'first's.
Thursday, yesterday and today. Good good good.

My super speed burst, flick the ball over the keeper, jump over him, and then smashing the goalpost will do Jackie Chan proud. Hahahh.

Oh ok now I'm in great need of a back massage.

Yes and to you. I'm sure you're reading this.
All apologies. You just cant be her. Yup, you got your valid points but this is so wrong, or different, or whatever you call it.
Ergh.


"I dont know where to go from here."